Thursday night TV was everything when I was a kid.

I’d be on our couch by no later than 6:55, drink and snacks at the ready. I wasn’t going to miss a single solitary second of my favorite shows.

Don’t even call me between 7 and 11 pm. It doesn’t matter the reason, I won’t answer.

Thursday night was my joy. Everything was fine with my TV-watching process. I had no problems at all. Nothing needed to be fixed.

Then DVRs were invented.

<sigh-like exhale>

In an instant, I realized that I had been watching television incorrectly all along. I had a problem and I didn’t even know it.

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