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I know that watching the water won’t make it boil in less time. I watch it anyway.

I know that pressing the button over again won’t make the elevator show up any faster. I keep pressing it anyway.

I want everything done now. No, wait. Now is too late. What’s taking you so damn long?!

I’m not good with slow, incremental movements. I want things to move quickly.

Faster! Faster!